Clever before and after picture:
There is of course no way the windshield wiper motor is going to be able to move two of the bigger wiper blades, so I got one slightly larger than necessary and took the other arm completely off. It's a big'un all right. Tim Allen would be proud.
Turns out it was necessary too. The rains came as promised.
When it's raining hard and you open the door and sit down all the water that has collected on the flat top migrates over toward the side you're getting in, surface tension helps the water follow the cleverly designed curves and some drips of water go right on your leg. You quickly learn to deal with it.
A similar design on the back window deposits the contents of the hatch into the space behind the seats. Note to self: Don't open all the way all at once when it's pouring..